First off, I have no idea who you think you are but after the last incident, Sam knows how to deal with his phone. Second, whatever I share with my husband is private and I can send him whatever I want, whenever I want to. Thank you for the input but no thank you.
Isn’t it high enough already?
Yes but like I said, it’s cute.
It could be higher. I keep getting close to beating it and dying.
Nice try but no. I know that Sam and I have become less discreet when it comes to our sex lives but some things are meant to stay private. I think you will be just fine using your imagination since I’m the only one who needs to know that firsthand from now until forever.
Can I have my phone back now?
And no, not yet. I think I want to beat my high score.
I’m not. Not even a little bit.
You are. A lot.
I’m not pouting.
I think you are but I completely understand. It’s cute.
No, you don’t have to show me. I can work it out. You know, if I wanted to. It’s just a stupid game. I don’t care.
Are you going to pout all day over this?
I’m not bitter. That’s just insane! There’s no way! I’ve been playing that for weeks!
I can sense some bitterness. It’s not that hard once you learn how to control your tapping. I can show you, if you want.
No freakin’ way! That is like, totally photoshopped. No way babe, no way.
Sam, when would I have time to photoshop anything? I think someone’s a little bitter that their wife beat them at a game.
Why I be kidding about this? You told me to try it so I did. If you want proof though…
I might have passed thirty.