No, you don’t have to show me. I can work it out. You know, if I wanted to. It’s just a stupid game. I don’t care.
Are you going to pout all day over this?
I’m not bitter. That’s just insane! There’s no way! I’ve been playing that for weeks!
I can sense some bitterness. It’s not that hard once you learn how to control your tapping. I can show you, if you want.
No freakin’ way! That is like, totally photoshopped. No way babe, no way.
Sam, when would I have time to photoshop anything? I think someone’s a little bitter that their wife beat them at a game.
Why I be kidding about this? You told me to try it so I did. If you want proof though…
I might have passed thirty.
What? I said it’s not so difficult. I don’t know why so many people hate it. Ten was easy. It was getting past thirty that’s harder.
Is that a promise?
And I’m gonna shower now.
Yes, I promise. I understand man’s pull to video games.
Alright, I’ll just be trying to manage with this. Even though it’s not too bad, it’s actually fairly simple.
No way. Way too evil to ever be appropriate.
Considering how evil that game it, I promise I won’t make fun of you.
Evil to you, maybe but it wouldn’t be forever.
Great. I’ll start now then and see what happens.
That’s just mean.
If you make it past 2 in that time, I will be totally impressed.
Yet an appropriate punishment.
You’re not allowed to make fun of me if I don’t. I’ll try my best though.
For future reference, just in case, that only means cutting back on games on my phone and not on the XBOX, right?
It could be just your phone. It could be both. We may never know for sure.
Thank you. Now you go ahead and do what you have to. I’ll show you how far I’ve gotten when you get back.
I can have on occasion.
Good luck, babe. But don’t throw my phone when you see how much it sucks!
I think the day you throw your phone over a game, is the day you might have to cut back a little.
I promise I won’t throw anything but thank you, honey.